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Cameron to celebrate victory with Bullingdon-style trashing of UK
As the Conservatives become increasingly confident of election success it has emerged that David Cameron plans to celebrate victory with ‘one almighty bash’. The celebrations will follow the format of...
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Londoners elect Boris Johnson as President of France
The people of London today delivered a resounding endorsement of Boris Johnson’s term as Mayor of London by unanimously electing him to the highest political office in France. ‘Of all the candidates...
View ArticleLondon’s new airport will be underground, promises Boris Johnson
An imaginative solution to the Capital’s air congestion was announced by Mayor Boris Johnson at this week’s meeting of the London Transport Planning Initiative (Air and Road) Working Party Select...
View ArticleGovernment announces new Boris Johnson to be built in Thames estuary
Despite protests from residents who claim it will ruin their quality of life, the Government has confirmed that it intends to build a new Boris Johnson in the Thames estuary. ‘The existing Boris...
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Capital braces itself for New Financial Year celebrations
As Londoners busy themselves preparing for the inevitable chaos and disruption that the forthcoming New Financial Year celebrations will bring, Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, has sought to allay fears...
View ArticleLondon looking forward to ‘Boris-free Sundays’
‘It’s an inspired idea,’ said one resident, talking about the proposal that Boris Johnson would stay off the streets, off the airwaves, out of the way and would only talk complete shite in the privacy...
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